himbofisher:

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unclefather:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

naomster:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

Or you might say… a slap…

insaneclownpussi:

CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVE YOU is probably my favorite place in nampshire

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

justahumblememefarmer:

music-for-18-catgirls:

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

Don’t forget the absolute cherry on top that was reaching out to the actual dog shelter to tell them their tumblr account got hacked, only for them to say, “We’ve never had a tumblr account”

evildoggy:

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways

guerrillatech:

boeing-787:

swankyjami:

huffylemon:

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

mwagneto:

ive never been religious and i don’t like christianity but all the english phrases that come from it/reference it are so fucking funny i can’t stop saying them. none of these words are in the bible. my brother in christ. like god intended. year of our lord 2022. or so help me god. like….the drama. unmatched

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